I walked into the bathroom and found a once white but now muddy washcloth stuffed into the drain. I asked David if he had used my makeup for some reason and tried to hide the evidence. His first response was, “No, what for?” To which I said, “But there is a wet rag stuffed in the sink with foundation all over it?!”

::Few minutes of silence go by::

Him: “Oh yeah, I did use that to fix my jacket…”

Me: “To fix your jacket how?”

Him: “Just to fix it, okay? Stop looking at me.”